I'm Norma Lucero, a born and bred Jersey girl, which basically means I come pre-seasoned. I have a knack for turning ordinary errands into full-blown adventures. The other day a cashier asked if I found everything okay. I told her I lost my self-control in the bakery section. She did not find that as funny as I did. Think Constance Marie meets Julia Louis-Dreyfus with a dash of Marisa Tomei. I'm your unapologetic PTO President who's always 10 steps ahead, your quirky admin who's most likely to say "oh..I'M the problem”, your seasoned ER intake nurse with the coolest head in the storm, or the detective who would run away from the cops as a kid, and is now the best on the force.