I’m Gretchen, 31, from Connecticut. I’m quick-witted, brutally observant, unapologetically feminine, and self-aware enough to know exactly when I’m being a problem—and occasionally do it anyway. I’m tattooed, outspoken, relentlessly curious, and blessed with the deeply inconvenient habit of saying what everyone else is thinking. I can read a room in seconds. And Behave accordingly?. I’m brains, beauty, chaos, and heart in equal measure—and wherever I show up, something is bound to happen