Krystin DeWald

I’m the kind of woman who can switch from PTA classroom volunteer to absolute chaos coordinator without missing a beat. Sweet when I want to be, sassy when I need to be, and never one to sugarcoat reality. I’m a single mom of two, working nonstop in the medical field as a surgical technologist, somehow balancing trauma cases, school events, exhaustion, and the daily circus of motherhood all at once. I grew up doing eight years of competitive figure skating, and apparently sitting still was never an option because I also ride dirt bikes, skateboard, wakeboard, and spend a huge part of my life around aviation. Adrenaline and responsibility somehow coexist equally in my world. I can watch a medical show for five minutes before I start pointing out everything they got wrong, and honestly, half the stories from my real life sound too ridiculous to even be believable. On the outside, I probably blend into the Orange County crowd — blonde hair, put together, “normal mom” energy — but my personality is what catches people off guard. My life feels like a mix between a coffee-fueled comedy, controlled disaster, and survival story with occasional unhinged party mom energy thrown in. Somehow I still show up for my kids, work hard as hell, and keep everyone laughing through the chaos.