Jane of all Trades, Master of Some I speak fluent Spanish with very little accent and am proficient in German with a moderate accent. I was classically trained in guitar and am a textiles chemistry teacher - which is a fancy way of saying I teach people how to make yarn. We call it sheep to shawl, where you take it off the back of the animal, clean it, dye it, card it, spin it, knit it, weave it, or crochet it. I teach every part of that process.