I own a handful of bars in San Diego, so I’ve spent the last 20 years professionally pretending I know what I’m doing. I have two kids, which means I can also play a responsible adult when necessary. In reality, I’m just a curious guy who’s collected a lifetime of unbelievable stories and questionable decisions. Comfortable on camera (I think), and nearly impossible to surprise unless I actually get contacted through this app. I’d be shocked.